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malcolm alvand; drill sergent, tattooist on occasion and/or request

Jun 3 '12
sticksandsharks:

Sgt. Malcolm Alvand reporting for bloody duty; all geared up in an official uniform and ready to git you goddamn kids through the Ecruteak warzone.
Art for soon to be updated ref.


so apparently extraordinary twists of fate call for extraordinary gearing up
something about keeping morale high what with all the fucking turncoats

sticksandsharks:

Sgt. Malcolm Alvand reporting for bloody duty; all geared up in an official uniform and ready to git you goddamn kids through the Ecruteak warzone.

Art for soon to be updated ref.

so apparently extraordinary twists of fate call for extraordinary gearing up

something about keeping morale high what with all the fucking turncoats

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Apr 2 '12

Anonymous asked:

If there was a soldier nearby getting maimed by a Jay, would you take the time to save their sorry-ass or let them perish for their incompetence?

im required to save em

they can perish for their incompetence all they want when im not around to

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Apr 2 '12

Anonymous asked:

Is the glass half full or half empty?

aint gon be half anything if i can help it

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Apr 2 '12

Anonymous asked:

OH, GOSH, THAT WAS THE BEST APRIL FOOLS I'VE SEEN SO FAR. I COULDN'T BREATH FOR HALF A MINUTE. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SIR. OH, GOSH. HOW ARE YOU SO BRILLIANT? XD

not so brilliant. just classy

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Apr 2 '12

@gordiangirl

wailordofatale said: Ariel: BUT SIR, THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY. YOU SHOULD COME WITH US AND ENJOY THE FUCKING SUNSHINE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


i almost put away the newspaper when i initially read


wailordofatale said: Ariel: BUT SIR, THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY. YOU SHOULD COME WITH US AND ENJOY THE FUCKING


but the ‘sunshine’ ruined it

ill just stay here and keep it classy

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Apr 2 '12
meanwhile this and this at the same time

(Once again, pretend it’s not a day late. Was busy and will be going back to being busy; doodled this in 20 minutes in reply to the April Fool’s shenanigans, so might as well post it.)

meanwhile this and this at the same time

(Once again, pretend it’s not a day late. Was busy and will be going back to being busy; doodled this in 20 minutes in reply to the April Fool’s shenanigans, so might as well post it.)

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Mar 22 '12

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Mar 22 '12

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Mar 22 '12

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Mar 22 '12

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